I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.
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Phil Lester
You know, people ask me. They say 'Dan, three years later do you really want to be drawing cat whiskers on your face?' but they don't understand. The cat whiskers, they come from within.
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Dan Howell
Good writing is remembering detail. Most people want to forget. Don't forget things that were painful or embarrassing or silly. Turn them into a story that tells the truth.
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Paula Danziger
Smartass Disciple: Three years! I've listened you preaching just for this silly truth? Master of Stupidity: Who said I was preaching? Who said anything about the truth?
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Toba Beta
There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Go on the roller coaster they tell me. It’ll be fun they tell me. -Max Montgomery
I don’t recall either of you asking me, you know I’m a lady and I need to be asked and agree to it.
That’s literally one of those things where if I tell you I have to kill you. A witch’s wand is a powerful tool and could be disastrous if it fell into the wrong hands.
Hey! ” Mena exclaimed “Don’t knock Jeopardy. I love that show”“ So do I” Max admitted.“ I like it when I know the answers.” Logan added. Trent turned to Logan, “Dude, if you hate the show, all you had to do was say so.
This put me very close to Jay and it was as uncomfortable as it was mystifying. It was uncomfortable because I still wasn’t sure I liked him all that much. It was mystifying because his intense stares were unlike anything I’d ever experienced; they were...